If you loved me you’d buy me this: proof that I am a trendsetter pillow edition

Well lookie here… guess who was ahead of color trend AGAIN.

That’s right – my idol Jonathan Adler has put out GREEN AND GRAY. Yeah, I totally beat him to the punch.

If you have been following me for a while you will remember that I also called the turquoise and orange trend way before the stores.

That’s right, bitchesss, I am totally badass like that.

p.s. BUY ME THOSE PILLOWS!

If you loved me you’d buy me this: DWR Semi-Annual Sale edition

I will take anything and everything on this sale ad, or maybe four

If you loved me you’d buy me this: Jonathan Adler salt and pepper shakers edition

Why?? I don’t know!

Who wouldn’t want tres adorable shakers from the master potter himself?

If you loved me you’d buy me this: Minx ring edition

Want!

The Noisy Plume rules – if you didn’t know that already!

If you loved me you’d buy me this: freakin’ awesome cookware edition

Are you kidding me?  $319.99 for LeCrueset?  If you’ve never cooked with real pots and pans you probably don’t get this screaming deal.

GAH! 

If you loved me you’d buy me this (or if you don’t I’ll commit unspeakable acts): bedroom finishing touches edition

I only have a couple of things I need to finish my bedroom

A bedside table, such as this mirrored beaut…

And a lovely chair for my vanity…  I happen to think this is the most boss chair EVER.  I don’t care if they are trendy.  I will love them forever and ever and ever.

But being that they are pretty spendy, I’d be happy with the stool (clear, of course!)…

So if you loved me (MOM! ) you’d buy these little bits of awesome for me.  But if you don’t love me, like I mentioned already, I will commit unspeakable acts. 

I will gladly risk eternal damnation for these little objects so close to heaven on earth.

If you loved me, you’d buy me this: knock-off Eames shell rocker edition

Gee, Mom, you could quit looking for a real one if I had this

Then I’d just need a Saarinen tulip table and my life would be complete – well, once they were all safely nestled in my house in Kentucky, of course!

If you loved me, you’d buy me this: mini Kentucky homestead edition

Plop this down in the middle of 50 acres of blue grass and I’d be happy as a pig in sh… silk sheets

If you loved me you’d buy me this: (vacation? full time!) house

 

(this will be first in an ongoing series, I think )