Please come here so I can slap the crap out of you

November 17, 2008

Oh my god.  I am not sure how to spew my poisonous vitriol on this subject without it taking racial overtones BUT…  If I see one more guy carrying the stupid purse of his wife/girlfriend I am going to have to deal some death.

Nothing says “I’M A GIGANTIC WANKER THAT WILL STOOP TO ANY REPUGNANT LEVEL JUST SO I CAN HAVE AN ASIAN GIRLFRIEND!!!!!”like carrying her purse for her.  Honest, more often than not it’s a wee clutch or even a wristlet; almost never is it a big tote bag.  (Oops – race still slipped right in there, didn’t it?  Rae, are you offended?)

This is not coming from one iota of jealousy, either.  I was raised that NO ONE touches a lady’s bag other than the owner.  Their husbands or children risk losing their hands if they dare touch.  I am SO over this pansy-ass metrosexuality.  I’d dare wager that these wieners also refer to their women as Goddesses. 

GAH – the hackles on my neck are standing up and I feel like I need to either vomit or punch something.  I need to get the hell out of Dodge.

(Sorry – despite this gorgeous weather I’m having an I Hate San Francisco kind of day. I need to see me some mens driving trucks with gun-racks!)



  1. Maybe you need to see some more real estate for sale pictures that have dead animal heads on the wall….look out KY here comes Emily!

  2. I’m so NOT offended…actually I’m in TOTAL AGREEMENT. Watching a guy carry a girl’s purse makes me wanna vomit too, as well as roll my eyes as far back as I can get them to go. Ugh! You know me, NOBODY gets to touch my purse. It actually never leaves my side in public unless it’s locked up, like in my filing cabinet at work! Haha! Remember…this is just a “costume”…no worries 😛

  3. Lmao, that guy’s got no selfrespect/balls. Why the hell would a guy want to or feel that he has to carry his girlfriend/wife/partner’s purse?! What an oddbod….

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